Alison

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Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:46:26 GMT

I'm blowing this popsicle stand and moving to tumblr.

www.scenarios.tumblr.com

I just made it yesterday - so as of right now I have no friends on it. lol awesomeee...

Goodbye Livejournal!

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Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:00:30 GMT

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant,but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled,"Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time.

Oh, FML. How I love you.

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Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:16:17 GMT

I get to see my boyfriend on Friday!

sexy timeeeeeee

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Wed, 27 May 2009 03:17:15 GMT

'Ask and you shall receive.'

I found my exception. <3

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Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:04:29 GMT

I cannot wait until I am out of Kalamazoo. I mean, the U.P. doesn't even sound the least bit attractive, but I'll be making money (good money) and I'll be away..from everyone. And no one knows how badly I need a break from my friends, from everyone. Yeah, eight months is a long "break" but I need it. I need to be away from the stress of school, the stress of my friends getting themselves in the most retarded situations and then forcing me to help them out, the stress of my idiotic roommate/ex bestfriend who has made my life a living hell for the last couple months, and the stress of my brother who decides that since he doesn't have a job and I do, I should support him. Yeah, fuck you, John. Get a job and quit depending on me and Dad to pay your way through life, seriously you're 22, almost 23. Fuck off.

Speaking of males, guys around here are so disappointing. I completely understand the fact that there is no possible way to find a decent guy in a college town, but seriously can there be at least one exception? Yeah, probably not. I need to graduate college already and move to a place where I don't know anyone. Preferably somewhere warm. I'm shooting to go back to Australia...permanently this time. What could be better than Australia? I mean besides Robert Pattinson...?

Yeah, now that I think of it..my life sounds a lot better than his right now. Guess I should stop complaining. At least I don't have thousands of tweens screaming my name and asking me to bite them..? I have no idea what that whole thing is about, I casually read articles about him in magazines..and I've read the Twilight series..but I guess since I'm older I'm immune to becoming obsessed with a person I'll never meet? Who knows. I don't haev time to dwell. I'll keep this rant to a minimum.

Moving on..I never posted pictures from NYE (I'm about 2 months late) and talk about my "soulmate" who actually turned out to be a 28 year old CREEPER. Yeah, I have no idea what I was thinking with that one..I mean I'll be 22 in November, and 28 doesn't seem THAT old. I mean when your best friend is 33 years old and your other best friend is 25 I guess you can see where I'm not too bothered with age, but boy, was this guy a fucking weirdo. I met him ONCE (at a bar in Chicago on NYE) and added him on myspace/facebook...couple days later he started creeping on my friends, it was the most ridiculous situation! Oh well, Leslie Lindsey will forever be a lesson to NOT friend every guy you meet at the bar. My cousin actually thought he was a serial killer (and she was probably right).

Well, this is about all I'm going to post right now. I don't have class tomorrow so I'm going to enjoy sleeping in..until I realize that I have to study all day for my bioprocess engineering midterm...fuck.

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Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:17:14 GMT

Is he my soulmate? Probably.

More on this when I feel like sitting down to write an entry and post NYE pictures.

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Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:41:22 GMT

yep! see yaaaaa

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Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:33:35 GMT

Went to Harvey's last night...ended up getting kicked out because I threw a drink on some douchebag. Oh well, I was getting ready to leave anyways and that guy had it coming. I got to see Laura last night..unfortunately I knew what was going to happen as soon as we got to see each other once she got back from Vegas:

Me: So...?
Laura: Ask me about Vegas.
Me: How was Vegas.
Laura: SWEET. I saw Lee.
Me: Cool.
Laura: He looked really good!
Me: Sweet.
Laura: ...What's wrong?
Me: [explains]
Laura: Oh..shit. He said that? Wow, fuck. Sorry.
Me: So how was Vegas?

I figured it was going to come around sooner or later. She means well, and I love her for that. You always want your friends to be happy right? Unfortunately somethings just don't turn out the way you want.

Moving on to something more important:

Carly De's Xmas party tonight, going to be funnnnnnnnnnn.
Then I'm leaving tomorrow to spend NYE in Chicago with my cousins and maybe Carl!
I'm so excited to go shopping and go to the bars down there.

Well I need to run some errands, yep see ya.

<3.

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Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:57:16 GMT

I refuse to let it get to me.

Day #1 of looking for a new job: I spent about 5 minutes looking at BroncoJobs. Found absolutely nothing worth pursuing. Maybe I'll just check out reffing for IM volleyball again..that was such an easy job and I met so many cool people while I worked at the rec. Also, it might get me motivated to actually start exercising. I've 'wii-fitted' a whole two times since I've had it (about 3 months now). I don't really have anything new to talk about. The last couple days have been quite interesting.

NYE needs to come QUICK so I can get to Chicago and drink away my sorrows/anger. And meet new people. Carly De was right, we need to date outside of 'the circle'. Fuck, I haven't been in the circle since 2006, I got out of that shit when the drama started. I'm excited to be hanging out with everyone again though. No matter how long I've been gone shit is always the same and everyone acts like you never left. I mean I talked to Carl the whole time we were at Harvey's last night. Carl was one of my really good friends back in the day. Taylor and he actually met my dad..and lived. I consider that a huge deal. All my girlfriends think my dad is super scary. Yeah, he's a bit intimidating I guess, but not to me. I'm immune to that shit.

Alright I'm done ranting I need to get some sleep. Fuck working 5 days in a row.

Writer's Block: Easy Like Sunday Morning

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:18:03 GMT

Ah, Sunday, the day of rest. What's your favorite way to spend a Sunday morning?

View 500 Answers

sleeping for sure.

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Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:24:22 GMT

You can go fuck yourself.

I guess that's the risk I take when posting public entries, they can always be used against me..oh well.

Its my body I do what I want."

Carl and I are going to Chicago for NYE! Because we're awesome and you're not. Hung out with Taylor and the old crew last night. Jesi was wasted as usual. Seems like times haven't changed in the three years I've not been around. Carl didn't even recognize me when I walked up to him at Harvey's. He said it was the bangs and that I look egyptian. Bahaha, egyptian. Whatever. Everyone seems so surprised that I cut them myself..I still think they look kind of crooked. Guess I'll have to have Laura fix them when she gets back from Vegas. That should be soon actually..

Who works 2-6:30 today? Me. And that fucking sucks. Driving 15 minutes to work 4.5 hours is totally lame. I need a new job. Which reminds me, I need to look for a new job to hold me off until I move to the U.P. shit. And I need to take Maggie to the vet, homegirl has an ear infection. Shit. And I need to get a dress for NYE. Shit.

I have too much shit to do.
Shit.

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Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:43:02 GMT

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar.

No but seriously...is it April yet? I need to the get the hell out of Kalamazoo. Plans are still on for NYE (Chicago) and I'm going to be damned if I'm changing plans for sb...even if I'd rather jump off a cliff, I still plan on going to Vegas.

I need to wrap these presents and get Maggie ready to head over to Dad's.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!<3.

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Sat, 20 Dec 2008 23:33:22 GMT

The drive to and from Ohio was absolutely ridiculous..and long. I'm exhausted. So glad that Randi went with me though, she definitely helped out with figuring out where the hell we were going haha. Maggie is doing great, she's already managed to get the attention of the cute blonde boy from the courtyard...his dog ran out after her and he stopped to talk. Yessss. She's rather big for the apartment but that's okay I'm so happy to have her I miss having a dog around. She's a total sweetheart I know everyone's going to love her.

I'm officially going to Chicago for New Year's, I'm really excited to spend NYE somewhere besides Kalamazoo. Still need to find a dress though...

Fuck I'm tired.

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Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:29:35 GMT

Stupid fucking winter, I hate you so much I can't wait to move out of Michigan. Which, thanks to WMU's Chemical Engineering curriculums, won't be until Fall 2011. THAT'S RIGHT! Because of one fucking class, one stupid retarded class (Physical Chemistry) that's only offered ONCE a year..I can't graduate until Fall 2011...when I was totally hoping for at LEAST Spring 2011..I definitely set myself back with going to work for Verso Paper but I don't really care since I'll be making bank, so fuck it. I've already emailed my advisor and hopefully we can find some kind of answer to my huge problem. I've check every stupid course catalog of any surrounding schools and none of them offer this stupid fucking class anytime besides fall. Seriously? That's just retarded. I'm swearing a lot again, I really tried so hard to cut back on using the F-word so much but I guess it didn't really help. Oh well.

Hopefully I can go pick up Maggie tomorrow. I was supposed to meet up with her owner in Ohio today, but noooo Michigan had to SUCK as usual and prevent me from driving. It's okay though, I'm driving to pick her up tomorrow regardless of the weather. I want my dog damnit!

Ellyce and I are going to Vegas for Spring Break. I'm excited..it's my first spring break out of Michigan...ever? And now that she's single and not hanging out with lame-face Tate we can actually do something fun!

Speaking of boys: I supposed to be in hibernation. It's not working very well. Once again I've managed to get myself into a retardedly difficult situation and I'm not sure what I'm going to do about it either. a;dskljf death. Plus, I managed to like somehow who is completely out of my reach (physically and well I guess emotionally) and that's just, well, awesome. I swear if I put as much effort in getting my chemical engineering degree as I do getting myself into these stupid situations, I'd probably have a PhD already. Seriously, I'm THAT good at it.

Christmas should be interesting this year, I'm sure my dad bought me clothes again. Hopefully he didn't harass the sales rep as much as he did Amanda last year...He loves making people feel stupid. I guess that's where I get it from..As for New Year's, if my cousin Michelle is going to be in Chicago I'm seriously considering visiting because I need to get away from Kalamazoo for a bit. And Chicago seems like a decent change of scenery..

Alright I need to find something else to occupy my time now..xoxo

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Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:53:49 GMT

hm. I love being 21.

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Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:20:42 GMT

stupid school, you're ruining my life!
can't wait until I'm done with youuuuu.

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Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:23:00 GMT

I finished the entire Twilight series in less than a week. The last three books in less than 4 days. So much for a distraction. I'm probably overreacting. It's probably the bottle of wine Randi and I just drank. Makes me tipsy. But..we haven't talked in a week and it makes me sad. blah.

I break my heart around this.

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Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:16:07 GMT

I need to stop posting ridiculous things when I'm drunk. i.e. Last post.

6 more days!

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Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:22:00 GMT

I'd love me some _______.

(Entry edited due to embarrassing content).

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Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:54:21 GMT

Happy Halloween, bitches!

Ben and I are officially not talking.
There is one thing that I don't deal with when it comes to boys...and that's being a drunk idiot and crying.
yep, I'm horrible and I make people cry woooo!
Feels GREAT.

GATH needs to make some more songs.

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Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:11:55 GMT

Carly told Ellyce that Pat is in love with me. Matt and he had a 'talk' about the me and Matt hooking up. Great.
What is with all my guy friends at one point in time being in love with me? I find it irritating.
And why does Lee always say the right things at the wrong time?

Firegecko11 (5:25:02 PM): You know what

HELLOOO RIOT (5:25:05 PM): what

Firegecko11 (5:25:18 PM): If I were in Michigan, I'd go to your party

Firegecko11 (5:25:23 PM): And I'd even date you

screw him.

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Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:12:09 GMT

27 more days 'til I'm 21 :)

Phylicia's car got towed last night while she was visiting me, whoops. It was a good night though, just a small gathering at mine and ellyce's place. Stanley and Evan stole some of Ellyce's cookies. How cute, I wanna just smush Evan's cheeks together he's so damn cute. Speaking of boys, I feel like I should be making up my mind about Ben, but the more I think about it, the less inclined I am to do anything about it. Because hell, I'm leaving in May who the fuck cares what I do 'til then? Teddy comes back in December. And I'll see him at the bars, and he's Carly's neighbor...oh dear. Gary doesn'twant me to be mad at him because his girlfriend is a fuckhead. I'm sorry but if she's really that insecure about their relationship she needs to take that up with him, not try and blame me. I have nothing to do with it. I can post whatever the fuck I want on my friend's facebook wall...jesus Facebook 'causes so many problems. and so do boys, damnit!

Happy Birthday Mom!
Miss you. Love you.
10/17/1963-12/1/2006

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Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:40:38 GMT

The guys in my life are seriously disappointing. Gary, you can go fuck yourself and your stupid girlfriend with ridiculously defined cheekbones. And Ben, fuck you because you're fucking stupid and I hate you.

I feel slightly better.

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Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:32:01 GMT

AHHH ellyce is moving in with me. I am so unbelievably excited.

my day just got so much better.

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Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:44:48 GMT

quick update:

making new friends and bonding with old ones. This year is going to be pretty decent minus the living situation.

I've been talking with Alex and Ryan about coming to see Laura and me next summer, hopefully we can get something planned out I miss those boys.

Ellyce comes back today, I'm excited to see my best friend I've seriously felt so lost without her.

September 2nd couldn't come any faster.

Which is right after September 1st..my brother's birthday. Fuck I need to get him something.

tegan and sara in october, probably with Laura.

Turning 21 this year is going to be amazing.